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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

This is a story of a b.i.t.c.h

I'm about to explode!

"Wah, I was so bored the whole day. All I did was sleep and did nothing. "

Ugh, I hate that bitch! If you were bored and had nothing to do, you could at least clean the house that you never clean, wash the dishes that you used and placed in the sink, or better yet, clean the toilet that you always left your shit in!

You complained about your friend who stayed with you last time that she never cleaned the house, never cleaned the toilet, switch on the air-conditioner 24/7 and used the things you bought. I pitied you when I heard your story and I was glad that you moved in 'cause from what I heard, you are particular about cleanliness and does not waste electricity on air-conditioners and things like that.

But from what I see, after half a year staying with you, you never cleaned the house although you made the mess, you never cleaned up after you cook, you leave you leftover food that you know you wont eat anymore on the kitchen counter, switch on two air-conditioners full blast at one time and use the things I bought for my own consumption!

And worst, you leave your shit in the toilet bowl and does nothing about it!

After someone shitted, it is a norm to make sure that no shit were left in the bowl. But I guess norm for you is to see how much shit you can accumulate in the bowl.

And I'm not as rich as you, where you can simply take out 10K from your account to buy what ever things you want. And even if you do not take out the 10K, there are people willing to take out their money to buy what ever things you want. Since I'm not that rich, even little and non-expensive things are considered expensive for me.

I know that you use 1 scoop or at most 2 scoops of my detergent, I know for most people it's not much considering you only use it twice a week; but adding salt to injury, with that non-functioning minute brain of yours, your hang your wet clothes in between all my dried clothes! For goodness sake, can't you at least push my dried clothes to one side and the hang up your wet clothes at the other side? Because of that brain of yours, my clothes became wet and stinks! At least when you weren't at home and I need to hang my clothes, I would push yours aside or put it in that filthy room of yours that you never cleaned!

And don't think everybody is like you. Doesn't mean you never clean the house, I never too. Everytime I'm at home I will clean the house and if I have time, I'll clean the bathroom too. And for you to walk about the living room with your dirty sandals that you wore to goodness knows where and make a mess in the toilet is simply beyond acceptable!

I hate that I need to tell you everything, from cleaning your shit to not to wear your dirty sandals in the house. You're all grown up, you should be able to think and I don't think I could stand it any longer. If I need to tell you one more thing face to face, that would be the time where you will see me explode totally!

I can't wait for you to move out of my life, bitch!

Monday, June 7, 2010

The long awaited food, at last!

At last, the food I have been waiting for has finally arrived. My Mee Kolok, my Babi Salai... ah...
Oh, and of course the famous kek lapis of Sarawak and terung asam (also known as terung Iban).

kek lapis Sarawak (mint flavour)

Mee Kolok Sarawak - I want some more~

Smoked Pork (Babi Salai) - tastes like heaven!

Terung Iban with mangoes

Thanks to my dear friend who never fails to fill my tummy with these delicious food all the way from Sarawak.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Roald Dahl Books

I have always enjoyed reading good books regardless the genre. I can read books about politics, religious stuffs, mysteries, fictions, well just about anything actually as long as the first few paragraphs of the book is an attention catcher.

I could never bring myself to read a book with a lousy and boring introduction. For me, introduction is the vital part of any books or stories. It is where the readers get the first impression of the book.

An author that never fails to get my attention on his first few paragraph is Roald Dahl. He has a unique way or writing and it keeps you wanting to read more until without realizing, you are at the end of the book.

I've been his fan ever since I first read his book 'The Witches' which was about 12 years ago. Since I do not have money to buy his books then, I used to go to the library and borrow the books. But the collections were limited.

I started collecting Roald Dahl's books when I received my first scholarship. I went to the bookstore and saw a collection of Roald Dahl's books. I couldn't help myself. I bought six of his books that very same day; Mathilda, James and the Giant Peach, The BFG, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Danny, the Champion of the World and The Witches.


Not long after I added my collections by buying some more of his books; The Twits, Roald Dahl: Collected Stories, Henry Sugar, My Uncle Oswald and more.

I wish to have a library with one corner filled with collections by Roald Dahl. I can read his books over and over again and never get bored. I especially like his revolting rhymes. That would indeed make a great bed time story if I have children one day, hahaahha.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Shakira feat. Freshlyground - Waka Waka (This Time For Africa) with lyrics

Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa
Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa~

I can't get enough of this song! Another great song by my ever favourite singer, Shakira~ This is the official song for the upcoming FIFA World Cup 2010 . Can't wait for the game to start. It would be just like the old days, sipping cups of coffee watching the game and waking up with swollen eyes and sleeping in class. Ah....






Lyrics

You’re a good soldier
Choosing your battles
Pick yourself up
And dust yourself off
Get back in the saddle
You’re on the front line
Everyone’s watching
You know it’s serious
We’re getting closer
This isn’t over

The pressure’s on; you feel it
But you got it all; believe it
When you fall, get up, oh oh
And if you fall, get up, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Cause this is Africa
Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Listen to your god; this is our motto
Your time to shine
Don’t wait in line
Y vamos por todo
People are raising their expectations
Go on and feed 'em
This is your moment
No hesitation

Today’s your day
I feel it
You paved the way,
Believe it
If you get down
Get up oh, oh
When you get down,
Get up eh, eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa
Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa


ame la mejole biggi biggi mubbo wa et to zet
asi tsu zala makyuni biggi biggi mubbo from east to west
asi waga waga ma eh eh waga waga ma eh eh
tendency suna tsibuye CUZ THIS IS AFRICA!

Tsamina mina
anawa aa

Tsamina mina
Tsamina mina
anawa aa

Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa
Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Tango eh eh
Tango eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
anawa aa
(2x)

This time for Africa
(2x)

We all are Africa
(2x)


Below is the Spanish version of the song.




I just love both version! I love Shakira!!

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Back To School

It's been a while since I studied for anything.

Now I need to study back what I have learned ages ago. Gawd!!

Just thinking about it makes me hungry and sleepy. Again, I wish I'm a 5000-year-old vampire with a very good memory and can speed-read.

Then again, if I were, I wouldn't have to do this in the first place.

*Sigh*

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

A Two-Year-Old boy smoking?? 40 Cigarettes A Day??

What a horrid thing to see - A two-year-old boy smoking himself to death with 40 cigarettes a day!

I couldn't understand what sort of parents would let this thing to happen to their two-year-old baby. I know it is not my place to judge on people's parenting method, but it disgust me to see how the parents are all smiles looking at their two-year-old smoking himself to death.

And any sane parents would know that with that weight and smoking addiction on a two-year-old, something is terribly wrong. But yet these parents insisted that the child is healthy. I am stupefied by that stupid statement made by the father.

Poor lil' guy. The parents should be jailed for goodness sake with charges of child abuse and negligence of a child's need for nourishment.



UGH.

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